Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Tuesday? No Thursday
in third we all got really giggly over nothing and we started talking about initials like FMM. and this one kids are BOD. haha then the two twins in our class are ME and HE. i thought it was hilarious. After that in my 4th period my teacher brought her dog peaches. Peaches is a malteze poodle mix. SO CUTE. She licked up my nose and i got her to chase her tale. Um in fifth we had to write an essay which was super easy. In band i was soooo hyper for no reason. I went crazy but we were in class so i just sat and giggled and messed with the girl next to me!
Oh i called a bunch of people dirty used tampon. You know how you have to be quiet but you mouth the words to people. Yeah i was doing that. I told this kid mark that he was a dirty used tampon but he didn't understand because he was all the way across the room. So it was pretty much just 'used no used u-s-e-d tampon no tampon(whisper) Tampon!!' haha. then i told my friend Kayla who is the master at lip reading that the girl next to her was a dirty tampon. then i told Kayla she was a nicely wrapped clean tampon.haha
Then during lunch my friend Josh asked out my friend Monica. but she is so shy so she didnt say anything. she wanted to say no but she didnt want to be mean. i think thats what it was. or she has the hots for him and is scared to admit it. you never know. but yeah now he is mad at me for telling her before he asked her out. then she got mad at me cause i told her to say yes and i was interfering. Josh wont talk to me and Monica is a little mad at me. Ha. But i told her if she did say yes id ask out this guy named will. OMFG by the way me and Ben broke up. Yup. Anyway yeah but will is in love with my friend Kayley but Kayley wont go out with anyone. Love triangle? You betcha! ha.
Moms random saying, "I thought you were honest now tell me why your friend was upset!" she is getting in their business. My dads whatever is a conversation with my moms friend, "D: Hey Annie come here and finish this paperwork. F(Friend): Ugh why should she? D: Ugh women so feminine. F: ugh men so pathetic!" Ha so funny.
Well thats it for now. I have math homework and my new years resolutions are all holding up! I have an A in math at the moment!
Bye-Bye
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Wednesday, Half of the week.
I had an epic fail today. to bad i cant remember what it was which makes me have another epic fail. Today nothing happened at all. It was boring. I woke up went to school and went through my day. The only thing interesting is the fact the new kid iPod yeah his little brothers name is MP3. HA how funny is that? Very funny.
Well my mom didnt say anything and niether did my dad. It was a regular old day. Im gonna go play the sims. Tah Tah
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Januray 5th, 2010. 5.25 PM Internal Headquarters
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H3110. Okay yeah im not going to be annoying. im just trying to keep it interesting but sadly i will probably fail miserably at that. Another slightly uneventful day today. First off this morning i cussed really REALLY loud at school and then my boyfriend Ben got in trouble. Can you believe that crap. Yeah but he said he didn't say it so yeah. The teacher who caught him is probably going to get me in trouble. She said she had a pretty good idea of who said it so yeah. I will take the blame, i mean i said it but my mom will kill me.
Next! Okay the only eventful part the rest of the day was in 3rd hour math. there was this new kid and his nickname is iPod. he is weird but cool all at the same time. then after that nothing else happened except some dweeb was checking me out and can i say ew? but then that new kid was also in my 4th hour. This chick Haley doesnt like me at all and i sit right next to her. yeah. anywho twords the end of class, i get called to the office and im freaking out because i thought it was about me cursing but it turns out it was something stupid for my band class.
In my band class the whole class of 87 students gets into a fight because apparently we didnt have enough funding to take the lower grades with us so that we could leave it for them next year, and the class did not like that. we had two places to choose to go and instead of a roller coaster park we get stuck with a water park. urgh! i wanted the roller coasters! i was angry! and im 98% sure my band teacher doesnt like me and that he is bisexual 98% because idk why it just seems that way.
On the way home i talked to my mommy about nothing! Yay. well we talked but nothing with significance. the only thing is that i said hey and she was like im not a hey and hit me. her random saying of the day is "did that hurt (yes) good let me hit you again" haha i love my mom. My dads random whatever is "get out my way so i can move your stuff" O.o<---thats a face btw.
My best friend, its a girl this time, is all freaking out. she is freaking out because she told a guy she liked him and now shes saying that its going to be awkward tomorrow. well duh!!! haha no offense Cara. wow i have to go so tah tah!
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Monday, January 4, 2010
Monday Hazards
Hello fellow bloggers!
How was your day? Well I don't really actually care so I am just going to tell you how I am feeling. I had a fantastic day. I know that it is Monday and very unlikely for me to enjoy it but still. I went to school and got a coke (the soda!) from my friend for no reason! Then I gave my best buddeh AJ a hug. Then I went to period zero haha, and my friend Ashley and I sat there laughing because of stupid crap. First period we did the same and then I went to second. All I did was sit around until we had to present some stupid thing. (Getting to the better less boring parts) then in third period I got my mid-term test back. Yeah I got a 35% F! GO MATH! I still have a C. Go figure. In 4th we had a dumb group thing and I just read the whole period like everyone else. THEN in 5th we got a brand spanking new shiny teacher. Only she is old and was retired from our school. I got moved from my table for being the chatter box and then still talked but she did nothing. In 6th well 6th sigh, we had to play our instruments in band. Then there was this fight about budget cuts and end of the year trips.
One thing that I might have failed to write up there (but being a mastermind I planned it), was the fact that my eye brows were yellow! I don't know why but everyone would go, "Um hey why the Fudge! Are your eye brows yellow?" and then because I didn't know I would just say don't ask. After hearing so many people say it I gave up and went into the bathroom to see it. The top part of my eyebrows was yellow! I still don't know why but I just washed it and my face turned red around where I washed it but at least my eyebrows weren't yellow! I had them waxed remember that. Yeah it hurt still today and was still red!
My moms crazy saying today is, "Why are YOU in a good mood?!" yeah I don't know why but she just yelled it at me. My dads random whatever for today is, "Fugnug!" his word he yelled instead of saying fuck
I have nothing else to say so bye bye
Sunday Drive?
Hello all! Well I have had a somewhat eventful day today. When I was forcibly shoved out of bed this morning, I got angry and sat with my mom and dad in the living room. They told me I wasn't allowed to go in my room and lay in bed all day but I have nowhere else to sit in there. But on the TV, two people were making out and my mom goes, "Frank! Turn it off she is too young!" my dad and I do nothing and watch the rest of the movie. My mom tells me to go in my room and I say, "I'm sorry. After I was rudely interrupted while sleeping you told me I had to stay out of my room. YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME!" My dad at least laughed with me.
My mom's crazy saying of the day is, "Shut up I don't need to hear that crap about gum!" Yeah I said gum actually makes your breath smell worse. My mom is a neat freak so when she cleans, she gets mean and yell-ie. So I just said it got yelled at and went in my room. My mom is also a huge tattle tale and drama queen. After about a minute my dad calls me out and says, "Your mom said you were being a bitch. Why?" I told him what happened and he looked at my mom and then he made me take out all of the trash. Yippee! I love trash. Anyway my mom yells that she isn't going to take me to the mall today with my friend Josh and I said whatever and played around on the computer. Next thing I know it is 1:30 and we were supposed to go to the mall at 2:00. My mom runs in and asks if I was ready. I scoffed and ran to get ready, which usually takes me an hour. In record time, 10 minutes, I was ready and out the door. Yay!
At the mall we had to find them, Josh and his mom, and then eat. I said I wasn't hungry but got some food anyway. I ended up eating more than anyone and then rushing Josh to go with me to Best Buy. On the way there we called each other names that were pretty funny. Ha-ha, Vaginal tissues, Hoe Bag and anal leakage tampon. Don't ask. When we arrived I looked at the cameras and then we both looked at computers we couldn't afford. Mac's are hot but HP's are sexy ;). Then he played with speakers as I looked at all the Sims games. I ended up buying a game guide but I'll talk about that later. Then I walked over and turned off all the speakers that Josh turned on and he called me a cunt and I almost slapped him. Anyway we continued and we had a bunch of people looking at us funny when we played with all the speakers. After I got annoyed with Josh I told him it was time to check out and he like wouldn't leave! So I told him he had 10 minutes and then we went to check out. After trying to find my dad on the rewards zone thing for a few minutes I gave up and just bought it. Just as I was ready to leave Josh wants to sign up! Ugh, Josh I was mad at you ha-ha. Then he has the nerve to run over and look at the speakers more! I told him 5 minutes and I swore I sounded like his mom! Then I dragged him out and he called me an anal seepage tampon. Then when were back in the mall the dumb-Shiz decided to go into friggen Radio shack! I went to go find our moms in dillards and then go get my hair cut and my eye brows waxed. Then we find Josh bought a speaker. Of course!
This is the best part. You are going to love this. We went in and made an appointment, well it was more of a waiting list. So we went in and I sat alone while Josh ran off. He went back and forth for a while but all together the whole time I spent just sitting and waiting was 2 hours and 12 minutes. Yep. I WAS SO BORED! Well while we were waiting I went with Josh to look at some calendars right outside the store and he was practically drooling so much we would have had to put a bucket under his chin. He was looking at the half naked women on the calendars. I have had my eyebrows done before and I have never been in so much pain! The girl was forcing me to feel the pain instead of the numb that came after they were waxed. Then the hair cut took forever and it hurt so much because she was practically YANKING ON MY HAIR! Then we left and when I got home I looked in the mirror. OMFG! One eyebrow is higher than the other. By just a little but I freaked!
Then when I went into my room I found that I had a crap load of stuff left before I go back to school tomorrow. Ugh school. Any who I have decided to start my little workout-get-healthier-because-my-ars-is-getting-huge-and-my-parents-are-implying-i-am-Getting-fat plan tomorrow also. *sigh* Oh my. I also just realized I forgot to turn in my slip saying that I wanted to remain in my band class. Shiz. I know! I am going to lie and force them to believe I did turn it in! Ha take that P.E. I haven't had to take you for three years and HELL I am not about to start! I hate P.E. so much that in high school I am taking JORTC which is like a military thing but it is not as bad as P.E. so when I take it, no more of P.E. wow I can't believe it. It's almost time for me to go to bed. Yeah I know you're sitting there going, "ha-ha she has a bed time." Well hell yeah! I need my beauty sleep because unlike you Mr. or Mrs. under-slept I am able to look beautiful. LMAO. I am only talking to Josh. I'm not sure if he really is a guy.
Well once again it is until next time you read a blog of mine! Night, Night or Good Morning or Good Afternoon to you-all!
Saturday Blues
Wow. First Saturday of the year and I am so bored. I stayed home and got my room and backpack ready for school. I cleaned up, took care of my cat and hardly watched TV. How lame! I am hopefully going to the mall on Sunday. Hopefully, I am going to spend my Christmas money and buy stuff. I am going with my friends josh so it will probably be fun. No matter what he is a guy so what am I supposed to when I want to go into bath and body works and he wants to go into best buy? Nothing because I am going to drag that boy with me into the store if it is the last thing I do. He is kind of like a girl though (no offense ment to you Josh) because he is just cool like that. No he is not gay but he is so much fun.
Another reason Saturday wasn't that fun was because no one called me. I know I sound kind of needy but everyone needs social interaction every day, and not in that way you perverts. I mean talking to someone and having a conversation. My "boy toy" as some friends call him, Ben, didn't call either. We had a little fight on New Year's so that might be the reason why. Actually no. some people did call me today but being me I forgot to call them back. Darn am I forgetful! Well it's only about 10 something at night while I am typing this, and some of my friends don't mind me calling them, so I could just go ahead and call him if I wanted too. Personally I hate getting calls late at night. Either I call you or I don't want to talk at all. Some phone calls last until morning or until my mom will walk in and catch me on the phone and tells me to get off.
Something else that bothered me today was the fact that Jay Leno does not come on, on weekends! That's crazy talk right there because I love to watch his show. He should really host a show on Saturdays. Sundays might be pushing it just a little but still. I like Monday night headlines on his show. Tons of stupid people post stupid headlines and we get amusement out of it. How great is that? Really great! I also love when he goes and interviews people on the street because he never finds a smart person, good singer or dancer. He just makes the people seem really stupid! Oh wow wait Saturday night live comes on tonight. Hmm I'm going to go turn that on! Just about eight more minutes until the news is over and Saturday night live is on!
No internet at my house means that I have to write these on the days I write them and then post them the next time I'm near the internet. Usually I am on M-F and sometimes Saturday. School gets in the way though. Don't get me wrong I love the things school has to offer but I would really like to mix around times for school. I am more awake around 9-12 at night so I think more and find it hard to sleep. But I can't sleep during the day either so can you say insomniac? I usually can't sleep but when I do fall asleep I am prone to waking up in the middle of the night as in 4 am and then I am not able to go back to school until 6 am. The problem is I'm supposed to get up for school at 6. But I don't I get up at 7 and am always running out the door. I get driven to school but we live so far away from my school I have to leave early.
Being the procrastinator that I am, I put everything off. My goals for this year are: to write a blog entry every day until 2011 and if I don't I will slap myself each time for whatever the date is (i.e. if I miss one on the 28th, 28 slaps in the face) next is to get a good grade in math, workout every day (because obesity is becoming a great problem in America), and last is to more organized. So I can expect myself to forget to blog, get a C in math, workout once a month and get a planner that will sit in my locker for the rest of the year. Go goals! I will commit to something at first then I just fail. I tend to do some epic fails and blonde moments go to the extreme. I think I'm more blonde than my blonde friends.
"I didn't hit you I slapped you." That is my mom's crazy saying, word or phrase of the day. My dad's random whatever for the day, is a joke! Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls. I laughed!
There is this website called www.Blogtv.com I tend to go there and just broadcast with my webcam. You just talk and do whatever. I also like to go and view others webcast. The other night I watched 3 brothers and 2 were gay and 1 way straight. The gays smoked and were your typical Goth cliché gays. They shop at hot topic and paint their nails. The straight he seemed normal only he was buff, tattooed and was the only one with a criminal record. But they were so funny because of conversations and the way they just acted but the one that was straight was homophobic. How weird!
Well that's about it for now. Until next time!
